User:Pinguinus

Praise the founder! I am Pinguinus, the almighty, the immortal... what's that? You don't have security clearance?

'GET OUT! BE GONE WITH YOU! HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY PRIVATE SPACE! I COULD HAVE YOU DRAWN AND QUARTERED FOR THIS BREACH OF PRIVACY! WHAT IN THE INFINITE UNIVERSE COULD HAVE CONVINCED YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE WORM OF A MIND THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA! I AM UTTERLY SHOCKED AT THE STATUS OF THE HUMAN RACE NOW! CONGRATULATIONS, YOU DESTROYED MY HIGH OPINION OF HUMANITY! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF! I TAKE THAT BACK! I HOPE YOU ROT IN YOUR CELL WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU! ARGH, DOES THIS INSANITY NEVER END!? I HATE IT WHEN THOSE WITH NO CONCEPT OF PRIVACY COME BARGING INTO MY ROOM! YOU RAT--!!!!HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME! HOW DARE YOU! I TRUSTED YOU! WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY!??!?!?!?!?!?'

Sorry about that. I am easily annoyed. Carry on with your affairs now. Hurry on, chop chop. There's no more where that came from.